You guys are going to love this. 

I recently came across a website that was about me. On it had a profile of me, with a bunch of hilarious stuff like I had 6 toes, and that I was a “chinaman”, along with a bunch of Chinese writing calling me a “big mouth” and “fat”. My phone number along with area code and email address was posted on it. The first thing I thought was: “Damn! Fans already?!”.

Then I found that this person had been going around Internet forums posting images of me and trying to make me out to look like a complete dork. Some of it was pretty funny - someone made a forum topic on George Bush, and this person posted saying “Huh? I don’t get it”. Haha, and guess what? Someone actually went and tried to explain the whole joke to “me”! OK fine, maybe I am pretty stupid…

Anyway, after contacting the right authorities and people, I managed to find out exactly who the mysterious replica of me is. I’d just like to say two things to this person:

1. Thanks for being a fan of me, you gave me some great entertainment!
2. I know who you are, and I know deep down inside there is something you actually don’t like about me. It’s ok though, I don’t hate; save your energy and get a job. Oh, and since you also have my phone number, give me a call and we can arrange to meet up for lunch or something - my treat and no strings attached, promise!

I have a copy of the website and responses from people / authorities. I’ll send it to you if you want, and hopefully it’ll make your day like it made mine!

In other news, I’d just like to announce that my lovely Christy is finally back from France!

6 Responses to “This funny kid has too much time”

1. jikay Says:
   July 18th, 2006 at 10:00 pm

   hey tim that guy is gay
   carry on makin ure music and check out my new noise!!

2. Geoff Says:
   July 18th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

   6 toes, lol… You\’re nice to be thinking \”dammit, fans already\” - I would be punching my monitor. I want to see that website btw

3. Christy Says:
   July 18th, 2006 at 11:54 pm

   You are being an ugly mean boy to me on the phone while I was trying to think of something ultra sweet to say. Oh well, guess that’s what happens when your boyfriend cheats on you. HAHAH

   LY

4. Chris White Says:
   July 19th, 2006 at 11:48 pm

   This guy….

   WHAT A DAMN LOSER! People like this kid shouldb e slaughtered. They honestly have no life. i bet they just sit at home behind their computer, pussy as hell with no friends.

5. Dhiraj Says:
   July 24th, 2006 at 8:57 pm

   Hey Tim,

   Wow, a whole website dedicated to you! Someone has wayyyy too much time on his hands =P

   Later!
   D

6. sybaris Says:
   July 28th, 2006 at 2:20 am

   Lol, you know you have arrived when you get a personal stalker :). It is something most of us only aspire too…

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