Despite seeing beggars / drunks / homeless people / druggies on every corner of most ‘lower-class’ places in Hong Kong, I’m surprised to say I haven’t seen a single in the streets of England. Call me a beggar too, but I don’t think I’ve ever donated a cent / dollar / chip / knife to one of these chaps; nope, not even when with a girl I’m trying to impress.
Regardless, if one feels they must donate, they should not donate money but instead:



Maybe I should start carrying a bag with it all the above when going out and trying to impress a girl on our first date.


